Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

(Source: surecity)

rebelfreakat221b:

I care more about my otp and my own health.

lol, same actually.
pbstv:

Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier. 
See the final installment of Your Inner Fish tomorrow night (4/23) on PBS at 10/9c.

pbstv:

Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier. 

See the final installment of Your Inner Fish tomorrow night (4/23) on PBS at 10/9c.

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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k1mkardashian:

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babygoatsandfriends:

Apple Valley Animal Shelter Meet Jessie #131760 and Jamesie #131766!ACO found this odd couple roaming the street 3/26/14.Jessie and Jamesie have established quite the bond on their journey as “strays” and staff would like this odd couple to be adopted out together.

Open Tuesday-Saturday 9am to 4pm(760) 240-7000 ext 7555avasrescues@applevalley.org


this isn’t too far from where I live I’m screaming

bonnie and clyde teas

k1mkardashian:

fileformat:

babygoatsandfriends:

Apple Valley Animal Shelter 
Meet Jessie #131760 and Jamesie #131766!
ACO found this odd couple roaming the street 3/26/14.
Jessie and Jamesie have established quite the bond on their journey as “strays” and staff would like this odd couple to be adopted out together.

Open Tuesday-Saturday 9am to 4pm
(760) 240-7000 ext 7555
avasrescues@applevalley.org

this isn’t too far from where I live I’m screaming

bonnie and clyde teas

(Source: the-anal-rapist)

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

hail satan

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

hail satan

(Source: 180mph)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury